Revenge of the Fallen
(1) The supposed-to-be funny scenes between the ice-cream-truck duo (turned green and red cars) were not funny in a lot of scenes. They were actually more dragging especially towards the point when the final battle was happening.
(2) Megan Fox was all cleavage and butt.
(3) I didn't get the point of the piece of the Spark. If Sam would have gotten the encrypted message when he touched it, wasn't he HOLDING the Spark for 15 minutes-worth of scenes in the first movie? I think I have to see the movie again to understand it better.
(4) The Destroyer was built up in the trailer as something that the Autobots would have a really hard time destroying. But it didn't turn out that way.
(5) Weren't the Autobots supposed to "sense" the presence of Decepticons? In the very first scene for the Destroyer, Ironhide said, "He's here, I smell him." But why didn't Bumblebee sense that the girl who rode in his passenger seat with Sam (the "cheating on me" song scene) was actually a Decepticon?
(6) The underdeveloped roles of (a) the representative of the president who was thrown off the plane through a parachute; (b) the roommate; and (c) the new Autobots who just appeared in a few sequences only to be butchered by Megatron and his boys in Egypt. Getting an emsemble whose members have had characters in cartoon series (or comics) should be done in caution. Remember how Xmen 3 ruined it all for us.
(7) What happened to the little Decepticon who humped Megan Fox on her leg? Plus, the octopus-like Decepticon who hacked into the satellite wasn't the Fallen right? So what happened to him, still stuck to the satellite?
But there were some aspects I didn't expect, but were interesting to me:
(1) The return of John Turturro (not sure of the spelling).
(2) The casting of the Willy Wonka dwarf which was actually funny.
(3) The foul language. Black people language too. It was weird at first, but then so what.
(4) Sam's mom getting high.
(5) Sam getting that nasty painful wound on the neck towards the end. Ewww. But cool.
(6) The pirate Decepticon-turned-Autobot-by-choice. My brother and I call him "Lolo airplane". I hope they would've developed him more.
(7) The return of some of the original cast of the soldiers in the first movie. I liked it that way. There is a follow-through of the relationship built with the humans.
But with all its ups and downs, I still liked the movie, primarily because I am firm with what I was expecting prior to watching it. The presumption is, if you didn't like the movie, you must have expected something that the movie wasn't able to deliver. Do the critiques actually know what they are looking for?
My expectations were simple:
(1) The return of Megatron. I would not be happy with a Transformers movie without my favorite Megatron (partly because he's fierce and mean, partly because he's stupid that he never killed Star Scream when he should have had a feeling that Star Scream would eventually betray him sooner or later, and partly because Megatron is voiced by Hugo Weaving).
(2) Kick-ass fight scenes. Finally I saw Optimus fight that kind of fight -- before he "died" and upon resurrection. And Bumblebee with the putting-on-his-face-mask fight scene was actually good too. And all of those are thanks to the visual effects.
(3) The representation of the movie of how Transformers fans conceptualized the cartoon series when they were younger -- I always had the impression that Transformers is representing a parental presence in the life journey of its (child/adolescent) protagonists. The Autobots experienced life (and death of their planet) already, and they are guiding and working with humans so we won't make the same mistakes. What stands out is the relationship of Optimus to practically everyone who has ever watched Transformers prior to the movie. Optimus is the father figure in the absence of a good paternal influence in children's consciousness.
The movie resonated that kind of relationship, only that Sam now is not a kid as he was in the first movie, but a boy-turning-college-with-a-hot-girlfrien
(4) I expected to be entertained. To say wow at certain points, to feel antagonized because the characters are compromised, to laugh at the right moments. And I am contented with the level in which I got those. I paid to be entertained by my childhood robots. I don't expect them to present me with Hegel and Kant. But if the movie would do that, then it's a bonus (just like how the Dark Knight was an experience in itself). But I don't expect every movie to be that way. And the expectation of just being entertained for the moment allows me not to over-intellectuallize an experience that I want to be untarnished by the hegemony of artistic paradigms.
So for those who haven't watched it, I'm sorry to have spoiled some stuff. But go watch it still. It was worth my 160 bucks, popcorn, and Chai Tea Latte from Coffee Bean.






